My Silly Story

Funny Story....
I was up really early in the morning and looked out and saw a dead squirrel on the deck, my heart broke, how did he die? He wasn't there yesterday.. I kept going back looking at his little frozen body in a pile of snow, I felt sick. Finally hubby woke up and I explain with tears in my eyes the dead frozen squirrel, he gets a bag from the kitchen, ready to go outside when he looks out the window.....
"THAT'S YOUR BUNNY GARDEN STATUE"
me: Really????? OMG... so relieved.. are you sure?
"YES, ya goof, I'm sure"
me: Whew....
I need glasses. ​